Friday, June 15, 2012

And the nomination goes to...


Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to part three of my life in Timor-Leste. Tonight I would like to introduce you to some of the cast/characters that make up this little crocodile island.

                Connor, Alexis, Sharanya, and Carrick: We are housemates in the upstairs of a lovely family’s house in Bairo Pite. The house is decorated with an incredibly unique sort of 50’s diner theme including large black and white tiles on the floor as well as purple and pink walls. Connor (or Rowan as I’m known at work) is our beloved protagonist, but wouldn’t even have a story to tell if it weren’t for the amazing supporting cast -- Alexis who makes this trip emotionally possible and Carrick and Sharanya who both constantly make it better and better. Alexis has her own blog, which is mostly about knitting, but is actually very funny and well written. I highly recommend it even for the non-fiber arts enthusiast: Alexis-findingmyknitch.blogspot.com. Carrick also has a blog and his funnier than both Alexis and I combined: toofarover.blogspot.com.

                Drivers: Although not aggressive in an emotional sense, the drivers here do have a particularly, let’s say, recklessness. If there is a car length, they will but a car there. If there isn’t a car length, they will put a car there. Cars, however, aren’t the only hazard. Large trucks which seem to run on coal are just as eager to fit into car sized gaps and emit an exhaust that actually seems to be filled with particulates. Your best bet with drivers of any vehicle, be it motorbike (scooter or proper motorcycle), car, truck, or microlet (a van that is the main public transportation here) is to keep your distance. The safest place to be is without a doubt in front of them. All vehicles will without warning or provocation slam on their brakes or swerve wildly to avoid parked cars (seriously, they won’t move an inch to avoid an oncoming bike, but they’ll give a parked vehicle two car widths). Taxis are the worst offenders of all. They go incredibly slow when they are looking for a passenger, and have a tendency to, I can only assume spitefully, sit near the middle of the road. This makes them hard to pass because they are taking up the space typically allotted for splitting lanes (riding between traffic) and if you try to pass them on the left (we drive on the left here) there is a good chance they will be swerving in to pick up a fair – motorbikes be dammed.  

One particularly notable driver is the one who nearly turned this whole Timor adventure into a very bad trip indeed. Carrick and I were headed to the gym and were forced to stick to back roads as the main street through was closed for a religious procession (think parade but with none of the fun) for Corpus Christi. On our way down a pack street, we were slowly moving forward amongst the cars, as is the primary benefit to being on a scooter, when a UN driver decided it was time to make a sudden left but he wanted to keep it on the DL (I can only assume that is the reason for his lack of turn signal). His path was, unfortunately, impeded by us. Well, it was about to be at least. I hit the brakes but realized that there was no way I was going to be able to stop both Carrick and myself with the little tiny Honda brakes before hitting the front corner of the van. We very well could have ended up going under the wheels had that happened. I released the brake and hit the throttle. The sad little engine made a great deal of noise and, barely, gave us enough power to swerve around the turning van. Another problem that I have yet to mention is that we were already up against the edge of the street, so all there was to the right was car, in front of us was about to be van, and to the left there was an impossibly insurmountable curb. The drive way that the van was using, however, provided and access of sorts. Before I knew it, I was up on the sidewalk, well out of the way of the van before gently easing on the break and coming to a stop. The driveway itself was out of the question because my speed made the 90 degree turn impossible. Carrick later told me that he heard screams from nearby people who saw the close call. All I heard was my pulse.

                Bosses/Co-workers: I don’t want to go into too much detail here because I’m not eager to bring too much overlap between my personal life and my working life. I will say that I really like my job, my co-workers are awesome, and my bosses have been incredibly helpful and supportive of my developing ability. I definitely see the possibility of some solid friendships coming out of this.

                Animals: Fuck Roosters. Chickens are fine in general, but roosters should not be pets. At all. Ever. Cock fighting is really common/popular here (on so many levels I don’t get the appeal), so many people keep roosters outside of their homes on little leads tied around a leg. We can always here their crows, but they are typically muffled by the thick concrete walls for the house and those of our room. For the week our air conditioner was broken, however, we were forced to “sleep” in the living room to avoid being broiled. That stereotype that roosters crow when the sun comes up? That’s like saying people breathe at high noon. Yes it’s true, but it is also happening EVERY OTHER MOMENT. The roosters were so frequent in their crows that I actually can identify two or three of them by their voice. 

The dogs and people here generally just live in harmony/disinterest with one another. Dogs wonder around and eat whatever they can find, and people let them be. Dogs are not usually pets here. There is currently a litter of puppies downstairs which are ridiculously cute but slowly learning from their mother that they need to be wary of people. We’ve been exposed to the puppies enough that I hope they won’t become like some of the full grown dogs who lived in the area before we moved in. One dog in particular, we call him Bones rather descriptively, makes a huge effort to bark at us whenever he can for as long as he can. Often that means as soon as we begin our entrance to the driveway, while we’re parking, while we’re climbing the stairs, and even after we’ve gone into the house. 

Pigs are fine. I live next to a bunch of them for something like a week when I first got here. They make some awful noises, and can be incredibly loud. I only say they are fine because I haven’t had to deal with them in the same way I dealt with roosters. If I was stuck listening to that disgusting snorting and grunting all the time, I would probably hate them too.

                Landlords/neighbors: Although there are many, many people who fall under this category, I’m only going to talk about three: Elder aka Mr. Smiley, Angela aka Mana, and Gilcson aka Colbain. Elder and Angela are the parents of our landlords and speak essentially no English. They are both incredibly kind and sweet despite the difficulties that come along with the language barrier. Colbain is their son who speaks quite a bit of English and can only be described as a bad ass. He has a sweet bike that he takes very good care of, he has a lot of friends around the neighborhood, and has quality tattoos covering his entire back. That being said, he is just as kind and sweet has his parents (he is the younger brother of our landlord).
All right, so those are the main players in this little tale of mine. I hope this is enough to tide you all over for the next couple weeks. Please, keep me in the know about your lives. I would love to get some emails or comments about what’s going on back home.

Love you all!
Sláinte,
Connor

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